0: Orlando, FL to Algoe, NY
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1: Start: Orlando, Fl
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2: Hour 0: Graduation
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3: Hour 1: Provisions and Calculations
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4: Hour 2: Metaphysical I Spy
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5: Hour 3: So Much Pee
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6: Hour 4: The First Stop
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7: Hour 5: Heritage Not Hate
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8: Hour 6: That Guy Is a Gigilo
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9: Hour 7: The Jackknifed Truck
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10: Hour 8: Turquoise Bluefin
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11: Hour 9: Quiet
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12: Hour 10: Second Stop
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13: Hour 11: Construction
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14: Hour 12: Near-Death Experience
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15: Hour 13: The Miracle of Not Dying
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16: Hour 14: Sunrise
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17: Hours 15-18: Quentin Sleeps
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18: Hour 19: Naming the Car
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19: Hour 20: Blister in the Sun
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20: Hour 21: Algoe, NY
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21: End: Algoe, NY
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0: Orlando, FL to Algoe, NY

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Más sobre Orlando, FL to Algoe, NY

1: Start: Orlando, Fl


Más sobre Start: Orlando, Fl

2: Hour 0: Graduation

It's about 2pm. Quentin is getting ready for graduation, contemplating (what else?) Margo Roth Spiegelman. He starts looking at random city pages on Omnictionary and happens across the entry for Agloe, NY. The phrase "paper town" pops out at him, and he looks at the talk page where he sees the following comment posted 15 days before: "fyi, whoever Edits this—the Population of agloe Will actually be One until may 29th at Noon."

This is it. Quentin knows this is Margo. The capitalization is a dead giveaway. So he grabs his clothes, jumps in the car, and speeds over to graduation to tell his parents that he has to go.


Más sobre Hour 0: Graduation

3: Hour 1: Provisions and Calculations

Radar, Ben, and Lacey intercept Q at graduation and insist on joining his quest. The first hour is spent calling parents, calculating the time it will take to get to Algoe, and counting provisions.

Quentin is driving, going 63 mph in the left lane of I-4.

Radar calculates that they'll need to stop four times, and they'll have to average 72 miles per hour in order to make it there by the noon deadline. Quentin nervously increases his speed to 72, with his new van shaking in response.

Lacey takes stock of supplies: 212 beers (left over from Ben's party), half a Snickers, printed out directions to Agloe, 8 sticks of Wintergreen gum, 1 pencil,
tissues, 3 tampons, 1 pair sunglasses, ChapStick, keys, YMCA membership card, library card, miscellaneous receipts, $35, and a BP gas card.

Ben begins complaining about needing to pee.


Más sobre Hour 1: Provisions and Calculations

4: Hour 2: Metaphysical I Spy

Quentin turns north onto I-95, where they drive along the coast, skinny pine trees obscuring their view of the water.

To pass the time, they start playing a version of I Spy where they are only allowed to spy things that cannot be seen.

Radar: I Spy with my little eye something tragically hip.
Answer: Failing to turn in your rented graduation robes on time.


Más sobre Hour 2: Metaphysical I Spy

5: Hour 3: So Much Pee

They're just north of Jackson, and Ben's need to pee is no longer funny. They dump out a beer so he can pee into the empty bottle. But relief suddenly turns to fear as the first bottle fills up too quickly. A couple minutes later, the beer count is down to 210 and two full bottles get thrown out the window, much to Radar's disgust.


Más sobre Hour 3: So Much Pee

6: Hour 4: The First Stop

The first BP stop has been meticulously planned; everyone has a role:

Radar starts pumping gas, then runs the BP card into the store to start ringing up purchases.

Lacey is on liquids—soda, energy drinks, bottled water.

Quentin is the food man— chips, beef jerky, peanuts, Mentos, Snickers, Nerds, turkey sandwiches, Starburstm Twinkies, GoFast nutrition bars, crackers … and there was something else, right?

Ben starts with a bathroom break and then gets on non-perishable supplies—T-shirts, sunglasses, NoDoze, etc.
 


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7: Hour 5: Heritage Not Hate

Lacey begins sorting their supplies, which leads to two startling revelations:

1. Quentin has forgotten to get any kind of healthy food.

2. Ben has inadvertently grabbed racist T-shirts with big Confederate flags and the slogan "Heritage Not Hate."


Más sobre Hour 5: Heritage Not Hate

8: Hour 6: That Guy Is a Gigilo

They start hitting traffic just south of Florence, South Carolina. To pass the time and ease their nerves, Radar and Q play That Guy Is a Gigolo—a game where you imagine the lives of the people in the cars around you.

Ben takes NyQuil and gets strapped into the middle seat to sleep.


Más sobre Hour 6: That Guy Is a Gigilo

9: Hour 7: The Jackknifed Truck

They finally pass a jackknifed truck—the reason for the slowdown. Radar recalculates their time and determines that they will now have to average 77 mph in order to make it to Algoe by noon.

Lacey straps herself in and goes to sleep in the way back seat.


Más sobre Hour 7: The Jackknifed Truck

10: Hour 8: Turquoise Bluefin

Quentin can't take it anymore and finally has to break down and pee for the first time in the car. He uses a Bluefin energy drink bottle and becomes mesmerized with how turquoise the liquid turns when mixed with his pee. Radar is disgusted and makes him throw it out the window, where the bottle bursts on the pavement like a water balloon.


Más sobre Hour 8: Turquoise Bluefin

11: Hour 9: Quiet

The highway finally begins emptying out. It's just them and the semis.


Más sobre Hour 9: Quiet

12: Hour 10: Second Stop

It's time for the second stop! Q plays the Beatles' "Good Morning" to wake everyone up. The big purchase is a new, non-racist shirt for Radar that reads: "World's Best Grandma."


Más sobre Hour 10: Second Stop

13: Hour 11: Construction

Construction narrows the highway down to one lane, and they're stuck behind a tractor trailer going 35 mpg. Frustrated, they stop at an all-night gas station so Lacey can pee.


Más sobre Hour 11: Construction

14: Hour 12: Near-Death Experience

It's 2:40am. The road is deserted. It's just Quentin and Ben in the front seat when two cows suddenly appear in the middle of the highway. Quentin brakes hard, knowing they're going to make impact, but Ben reaches over and deftly grabs the wheel, veering them to the right and out of harms way.

Miraculously, no one is injured. But the car grazes a fence, leaving a deep gouge down the side of the door that Radar calculates will cost $300 to repair. Also, the impact shatters all 210 remaining beers, creating a foamy waterfall of alcohol in the back of the van.


Más sobre Hour 12: Near-Death Experience

15: Hour 13: The Miracle of Not Dying

The group discusses the miracle of not dying.


Más sobre Hour 13: The Miracle of Not Dying

16: Hour 14: Sunrise

Lacey tries to clean up the car as the sun begins to rise slightly.


Más sobre Hour 14: Sunrise

17: Hours 15-18: Quentin Sleeps

Q finally agrees to some sleep.


Más sobre Hours 15-18: Quentin Sleeps

18: Hour 19: Naming the Car

Quentin wakes, greeted by Ben and Radar trying to name the car.

 
Ben wants to name it Muhammad Ali (because it takes a punch and keeps going); Radar wants to call it Lurlene (because it sounds right); but Quentin wins with "The Dreidel" (because the harder you spin it, the better it performs).
 


Más sobre Hour 19: Naming the Car

19: Hour 20: Blister in the Sun

This is it. A perfect moment. Rolling hills out the window and a group of friends singing Blister in the Sun at the top of their lungs.


Más sobre Hour 20: Blister in the Sun

20: Hour 21: Algoe, NY

They exit the highway and turn onto a two-lane state highway that goes north toward the Catskills. They drive through Roscoe, cross railroad tracks, see a cafe, clothing store, dollar store, and boarded-up store fronts. The highway turns into Cat Hollow Road, and they drive until they see another dirt road leading to a crumbling barn-like structure with grayed wood.

This is where they will find Margo Roth Spiegelman.


Más sobre Hour 21: Algoe, NY

21: End: Algoe, NY


Más sobre End: Algoe, NY

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